Monday, May 19, 2008

Marshall Bond Ritez:

OH MAH GREAT AN POWERFULL CEILIN CAT NEEDZ HALP I HAS NO FRENZ HLP ME OH CEILIN CAT PLZ NEEDZ I T LOT
KTHXBAI


Dere Marshul,

Get of teh internetz, go to soem plaec, an maek frenz, n00b. Yu tink ai wan maek yu lazee an jus gif yu frenz?

If yu smellee, wash. If yu has akwurd domeenyur, go getz halp. DO NOT WANT gif yu freebees so yu can be tankles laitur, srsly.

Go nao!

Yu masturbate to much, rly, ai sawded dat,
Ceiling Cat

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

d00d. u n00b! u've been pwned! LOL.