frullic ritez:

Greetings exalted one from above! I have a really important question. There's this hot chick in my class but she has a boyfriend. Should I go for her slightly younger and hotter sister?

-frullic, faithful to the feline from above

Dere frullic,

Tap dat. Srsly. Reed her teh Song of Solomon, srsly:

9 Yu are like teh horse. Wait, no! Like...
like teh onez on teh chariotz of Pharoh. Wait... I beez sry.

10 Yer cheekz are teh shiny wit shiny thingz like pomehgranitz.
Yer neck is wit strings of jewelz, en I play wit dem.

11 We will make yu teh earringz of teh gohld
wit silver studz.

Dat maek her reeeeeel happeh. Rly!

Ceiling Cat