Monday, May 19, 2008

Ewan Taylor Ritez:

oh ceiling cat i think i need to be nicer to people around me, can you help?

Dere Ewwwwun,

D00d, whai yu gotta be meen to teh utha ppl? Ar dey meen to yu? Du yu tink yu gets cheezburgers bai bein meen? DO NOT WANT! Yu betta be gud to teh utha ppl, or Basement Cat can has yu. Srsly.

Nao, if yu wanna by niecer be liek Jebus, he wuz reeeely niec. He gaev ppl stufz an heeleded kittehs. Yu mai not can heeleded kittehs but yu can gif cumfynoms, rly.

Awlso, wen yu meen to kitteh wud yu wan dem be meen to yu?

Den dun be meen fiwst, srsly.

Yu dun wan me to be meen to yu, srsly, so be niec,
Ceiling Cat

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