Avy Cook ritez:

OH HAI CEILENG KAT. HAS U EVR LEFT TEH CEILIN? ALSO, WILL THAR EVR BE GUD GUIDE 2 SPEAKIN LOLCAT? MINE IZ BAD.

JOO PWN!

MINE FREND "OH HAI?"

Dere Avee,

Dood, iz eveweewhar, srsly. I lef teh Ceiling. I can has go to teh flor. An I can has go to teh Basement even. Cuz I cul liek dat. Awlso ai be eetin mah cheezburgers on teh flor. Moar tastee dat wai. Srsly.

Yu speekin lolspeek gud. Rly.

Dun show yer harbls til yu mareed, k?

Ceiling Cat

Emma Ritez:

Blesignz b apwn u, srsly, mai u has cheezburger. But, y do u watch ppl masturbate?

Dere Emmuh,

Tanks fer teh cheezburger. Yu can has manee cheezuburgerz in lief cuz of dat. Nao, whai ai wach ppl mastahbait? Cuz ai eveweewhar. Srsly. Whai yu be n00b an ask dat?

Remembuh Caturday,

Ceiling Cat