Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Whischkerrs Ritez:
Me nos lajks teh cheez on teh cheezburgerz.
I can has teh burgerz wifaot teh cheez?
Pls saves me form teh Basement Cat
Yuorz fejtfulli,
Whischkerrs
Deer Whischkerrs,
Soem kittehs mai liek to DO NOT WANT cheez on der cheezburger an ai tink dat is okai. Soemtiems just hafin teh burger is gud. Soemtiems just hafin teh cheez is gud. In kitteh Ceiling, tho, yu can has hamburger, ai promis.
Soemtiems wifout cheez,
Ceiling Cat
Claire Ritez:
why iz de hoomans get de oposible thumbs and use of de can opener??
i wouldz like to do that too
Dere Clare,
If yu has oposible fumbs an can has use teh can opener wat can teh hooman do? Hoomans are maid to serv teh kittehs ov teh Urfs, srsly.
Wen ai coem bak ai see bout teh oposible fumbs for everee kitteh. Until den, tho, yu needz kepe gettin teh pets an teh eer scrachez, rly. I maed hoomans liek doin dat.
Kepe Meowing for Meowmix an stuffz,
Ceiling Cat
Monday, May 19, 2008
Marshall Bond Ritez:
KTHXBAI
Dere Marshul,
Get of teh internetz, go to soem plaec, an maek frenz, n00b. Yu tink ai wan maek yu lazee an jus gif yu frenz?
If yu smellee, wash. If yu has akwurd domeenyur, go getz halp. DO NOT WANT gif yu freebees so yu can be tankles laitur, srsly.
Go nao!
Yu masturbate to much, rly, ai sawded dat,
Ceiling Cat
Ewan Taylor Ritez:
Dere Ewwwwun,
D00d, whai yu gotta be meen to teh utha ppl? Ar dey meen to yu? Du yu tink yu gets cheezburgers bai bein meen? DO NOT WANT! Yu betta be gud to teh utha ppl, or Basement Cat can has yu. Srsly.
Nao, if yu wanna by niecer be liek Jebus, he wuz reeeely niec. He gaev ppl stufz an heeleded kittehs. Yu mai not can heeleded kittehs but yu can gif cumfynoms, rly.
Awlso, wen yu meen to kitteh wud yu wan dem be meen to yu?
Den dun be meen fiwst, srsly.
Yu dun wan me to be meen to yu, srsly, so be niec,
Ceiling Cat
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Insane_bubble ritez:
What would you consider to be true love?
Dere crazee bubbuls,
Troo luf... Ai sai wut it meen in teh lolcat bibul, srsly.
4 Luv is pashient n kind, luv haz no jelusniss or showin offz, luv no is stuck-up5 or r00dz. Luv no insistzes on doin it rite, itz not pisst off alla tiem or rezentflufflele.6 Luv izzn all happiez about doin it wrong, but is happiez about teh truthz.7 Luv putz up wiht all teh stuffz, beelivez all teh stuffz, hoepz for all teh stuffz. Luv putz up wiht all teh stuffz... i sed that areddy?
Luv ppl alwai,
Ceiling Cat
frullic ritez:
Dere frullic,
Tap dat. Srsly. Reed her teh Song of Solomon, srsly:
9 Yu are like teh horse. Wait, no! Like...
like teh onez on teh chariotz of Pharoh. Wait... I beez sry.
10 Yer cheekz are teh shiny wit shiny thingz like pomehgranitz.
Yer neck is wit strings of jewelz, en I play wit dem.
Dat maek her reeeeeel happeh. Rly!
Ceiling Cat
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Agnostic Cat ritez:
Celiling Cat,
I wuz just wunderin how j00 felt about teh Big Flyin Spaghetti Monsterz? Can i haz doubts AND cheezburgerz: Or r u a vengful kitteh?
KTnxBai Agnostic Cat
Dere Agnostic Cat,
Om nom nom nom nom.
No cheezburgerz for yu unless yu can has beleef,
Ceiling Cat